{"id":982,"date":"2023-11-15T01:40:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T01:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertandrews.org\/LIFE\/?p=982"},"modified":"2026-04-20T20:15:48","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T20:15:48","slug":"pc-rumpilstiltskin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robertandrews.org\/LIFE\/pc-rumpilstiltskin\/","title":{"rendered":"~ RT: PC:  RUMPELSTILTSKIN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 19\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DUiSoCFsrps\"><strong>VIEW OUR FINISHED PRODUCTION<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69ea2c345b1f78005230916' value='69ea2c345b1f78005230916'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69ea2c345b1f78005230916' value='S C R I P T'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69ea2c345b1f78005230916' value='Show Less'><button id='bg-showmore-action-69ea2c345b1f78005230916' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-orange-button  '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">S C R I P T<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69ea2c345b1f78005230916' ><\/p>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 19\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Hi.\u00a0 My name is XXXXX<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Long ago in a kingdom far away, there lived a miller who was very economically disadvantaged. This miller shared his humble dwelling with his only daughter, an independent young woman named Esmeralda. Now, the miller was very ashamed of his poverty, rather than angry at the economic system that had marginalized him, and was always searching for a way to get rich quick.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">&#8220;If only I could get my daughter to marry a rich man,&#8221; he mused, in a sexist and archaic way, &#8220;she&#8217;ll be fulfilled and I&#8217;ll never have to work another day in my life.&#8221; To this shabby end, he had an inspiration. He would start a rumor that his daughter was able to spin common barnyard straw into pure gold. With this untruth, he would be able to attract the attention of many rich man and marry off Esmeralda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">The rumor spread through the kingdom in a manner that just happened to be like wildfire and soon reached the prince. As greedy and gullible as most men of his station, he believed the rumor and invited Esmeralda to his castle for a May Day festival. But when she arrived, he had her thrown into a dungeon filled with straw and ordered her to spin it into gold.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 20\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Locked in the dungeon, fearing for her life, Esmeralda sat on the floor and wept. Never had the exploitativeness of the patriarchy been made so apparent to her. As she cried, a diminutive man in a funny hat appeared in the dungeon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">&#8220;Why are you crying, my dear?&#8221; he asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Esmeralda was startled but answered him: &#8220;The prince has ordered me to spin all this straw into gold.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">&#8220;But why are you crying?&#8221; he asked again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">&#8220;Because it can&#8217;t be done. What are you, specially abled or something?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 21\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">The differently statured man laughed and said, &#8220;Dearie, you are thinking too much with the left side of your brain, you are. But you are in luck. I will show you how to perform the task, yes, but first you must promise to give me what I want in return.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">With no alternative, Esmeralda gave her assent. To turn the straw into gold, they took it to a nearby farmers&#8217; cooperative, where it was used to thatch an old roof. With a drier home, the farmers became healthier and more productive, and they brought forth a record harvest of wheat for local consumption. The children of the kingdom grew strong and tall, went to a cooperative school, and gradually turned the kingdom into a model democracy with no economic or sexual injustice and low infant mortality rates. For his part, the prince was captured by an angry mob and stabbed to death with pitchforks outside the palace. As new investment money poured in from all over the world, the farmers remembered Esmeralda&#8217;s generous gift of straw and rewarded her with numerous chests of gold.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 22\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">When all this was done, the diminutive man in the funny hat laughed and said, &#8220;That is how you turn straw into gold.&#8221; Then his expression became menacing. &#8220;Now that I have done my work, you must fulfill your part of the bargain. You must give me your first-born child!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Esmeralda shot back at him, &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to negotiate with anyone who would interfere with my reproductive rights!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">The vertically challenged man was taken aback by the conviction in her voice. Deciding on a change in tactics, he said slyly, &#8220;Fair enough, dearie. I&#8217;ll let you out of the bargain if you can guess what my name is.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">&#8220;All right,&#8221; said Esmeralda. She paused a second, tapped her chin with her finger, and said, &#8220;Would your name be . . . Oh, I don&#8217;t know, maybe . . . Rumpelstiltskin?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">&#8220;AAAAAAKKKKK!&#8221; shrieked the man of nonstandard height. &#8220;But . . . but . . . How did you know?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 23\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">She replied, &#8220;You are still wearing your name badge from Little People&#8217;s Empowerment Seminar.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Rumpelstiltskin screamed in anger and stamped his foot, at which point the earth cracked open and swallowed him up in a rush of smoke and sulphur. With her gold, Esmeralda moved to California to open a birth-control clinic, where she showed other womyn how not to be enslaved by their reproductive systems and lived to the end of her days as a fulfilled, dedicated single person.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Thanks for listening to Readers Theater. 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