{"id":1108,"date":"2023-11-16T00:19:07","date_gmt":"2023-11-16T00:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertandrews.org\/LIFE\/?p=1108"},"modified":"2026-04-20T20:14:32","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T20:14:32","slug":"goldybear-and-the-three-locks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robertandrews.org\/LIFE\/goldybear-and-the-three-locks\/","title":{"rendered":"~ RT: GOLDYBEAR AND THE THREE LOCKS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69ea2c447b44e9026581462' value='69ea2c447b44e9026581462'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69ea2c447b44e9026581462' value='S C R I P T'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69ea2c447b44e9026581462' value='Show Less'><button id='bg-showmore-action-69ea2c447b44e9026581462' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-orange-button  '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">S C R I P T<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69ea2c447b44e9026581462' ><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Hi.\u00a0 My name is . . . .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Once a time upon, long before there were beddy tares, there lived in a far wood away, the bear threes. There was the boppa pear, the bomma mare, and the little bearby babe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Now, this gramily of fizzlies hived lappily for a tong, tong, lime, weep in the doods, in a little louse made out of hogs. Things were fine until one morning when they sat down to pour their eatage. You see, the bother mare said, &#8220;My porridge is hoo tot!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">And the bother mare pasted her torrage and said, &#8220;This is har foo tot!&#8221; And the bittle laby bear said, &#8220;My porrige is head rot, fike a lurnace!&#8221; So the bear threes decided to go for a long woods in the walk, to let their corridge pool.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Well, no gooner had they sawn, when there came a dock, dock, dock, at the nor of the hog loam. And you know who that was? Right! Loldygocks. And she was looking for a plesting race. So she went into the hare&#8217;s bome, and she found there were three pours of bowlage, so she tasted them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Now the first was hoo tot, of course, and the second was hiping pot, but the third right was just bowl, and Loldygocks was hairy vungry, so she poured all the ateage.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">But then she started to deal frowsy, so Loldygocks climbed up the cairstace to the redbooms. When she got there, she saw there were bee little threads.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Now, the birst fed was hoo tard. And the becond sed was soo toft. But the right little fed was just bird, so she laid down and fell sast afleep. In fact, she snarted to store. (Snort!)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Well just then the bree thears came home to pour their checkage, and the boppa pear said, &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been outing my eatmeal!&#8221;, and the bother mare said, &#8221; Someone&#8217;s been pouring my eatage!&#8221;, and the bearby babe said, &#8220;Hey, someone&#8217;s been grampling my sanola!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Well the bear threes want up to their redbooms, and Bister Mare said, &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been bedding in my sleep!&#8221;, and the bother mare said, &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been beeping in my sled!&#8221;, and the little bearby babe said, &#8220;Someone&#8217;s been cruising in my snib, and there she is!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Well Goldybear took one look at those three locks and she was dared to sceth, so she jumped up and wan all the hay rome.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">And so, goys and birls, the storal of this mory is: <i>It&#8217;s not polite to eat and run, unless of course you&#8217;re about to become the appetizer for a bungry hunch of gerocious frizzlies.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Thanks for listening to Readers Theater. 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