{"id":1104,"date":"2023-11-16T00:17:18","date_gmt":"2023-11-16T00:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertandrews.org\/LIFE\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2026-04-20T20:15:48","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T20:15:48","slug":"the-bee-theres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.robertandrews.org\/LIFE\/the-bee-theres\/","title":{"rendered":"~ RT: THE BEE THERES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69ea2c3e8578c1051777053' value='69ea2c3e8578c1051777053'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69ea2c3e8578c1051777053' value='S C R I P T'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69ea2c3e8578c1051777053' value='Show Less'><button id='bg-showmore-action-69ea2c3e8578c1051777053' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-orange-button  '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">S C R I P T<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69ea2c3e8578c1051777053' ><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Hi.\u00a0 My name is . . . .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Once upon a time there were Bee There&#8217;s &#8211; There was a Bama Mear, a Bapa Pear, and a Baby Bear. They were having borridge for preakfast, but it was hot, so they went for a walk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">While they gere wone,a gittle lirl named Goldilocks came into their house. She tasted Bama Mear&#8217;s porridge, but it was hoo tot, and Bapa Pear&#8217;s was coo told. Baby Bear&#8217;s was rust jight. She ate it all up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">She went into the riving loom and sat in Bama Mear&#8217;s chair, but it was too small, and Bapa Pear&#8217;s was boo tig. Baby Bear&#8217;s was rust jight. But it broke.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">So Goldilocks went upstairs and daid lown on Bama Mear&#8217;s bed, but it was soo toft. Bapa Pear&#8217;s was too hard, and Baby Bear&#8217;s was rust jight. She was asleep when the bee thears came home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Bama Mear screamed,&#8221;Tomeone sasted by porridge!&#8221; Bapa Pear bellowed,&#8221;Someone tasted py morridge!&#8221; And Baby Bear cried,&#8221;Tomeone sasted py morridge and its all gone!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">In the riving loom, Bama Mear screamed,&#8221;Someone sat in chy mair!&#8221; Bapa Pear bellowed,&#8221;Someone sat in chy mair!&#8221; And Baby Bear cried,&#8221;Someone sat in chy mair and its broken!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Upstairs Bama Mear screamed,&#8221;Someone slept in by med!&#8221; Bapa Pear bellowed,&#8221;Someone slept in by med!&#8221; And Baby Bear cried,&#8221;Someone&#8217;s sleeping in by med!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Soldilocks guddenly woke up and ran away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"><strong>Ee Thend<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif\">Thanks for listening to Readers Theater. 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